Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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