I feel great
I just peed on a car
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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