Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
