I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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