Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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