Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
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I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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