So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
He has the fingertips of a God
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