He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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