singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
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I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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