North Korea, Best Korea!
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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