Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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