Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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