I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
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I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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