If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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