weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
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kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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