i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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