Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Randomize
