In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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