hotel room ftw
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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