YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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