I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
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I'm way too hungover for life right now
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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