I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i think i have two assholes
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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