I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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