what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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