cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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