We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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