just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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