He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
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