I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
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And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
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We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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