I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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