is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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