Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
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this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
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You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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