but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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