that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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