if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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