I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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