She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
tell me about the fingering
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