Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
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I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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