just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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