I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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