Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
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They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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