just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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