batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
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