just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
it's like heaven, but drunker
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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