her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
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See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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