I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I could make wine with my vomit
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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