we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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