lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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