Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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