By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
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I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
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Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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