I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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