that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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