Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
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he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
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Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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