So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize
