I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
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Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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