there were more penises there than on chat roulette
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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