there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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