bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
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It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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