doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
sex in a hospital.. check
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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