Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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