We got so high we made milksteak
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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